Personal Essays

Stupid Woman

The Rumpus: Enough Column | December 14, 2021

I Made it to a Denny’s in White Fish, Montana

You Might Need to Hear This | September 24, 2021

My Son Has ADHD–And So Do I     

P.S. I Love You | May 28, 2021

Humor/Satire

A Simple 37-Step Guide to Finding a Therapist

Functionally Dead, Volume 7 Issue 5 | June 7, 2022

Recognizable Members of Every Friend Group

Little Old Lady Comedy | April 12, 2022

YELP Review of My Therapeutic Boarding School

The Satirist | March 7, 2022

Could Someone Help Me Out of This Well?

Slackjaw | July 28, 2021

No Judgment, Girl! It’s 2020! 

Frazzled | September 3, 2020

One Last Candidate to Add to the Ring

Weekly Humorist | March 10, 2020

Happy New Year From Carol and the Boys

Robot Butt | January 3, 2020

So, Your Kid Has Sharted

Little Old Lady Comedy | September 27, 2019